February 2012
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Sex Trends: Adopting Your Girlfriend
When the substantial fortune of Florida millionaire and Polo champ John Goodman, 48, was threatened by a wrongful-death lawsuit caused by his drunk driving, he made the responsible, mature decision and adopted his 42 year old girlfriend. Wait, what? By turning his darling into his daughter, Goodman ensured the continued safety of his money. He created a $70 million trust fund for his new, pretend...
thingsshesaidtome asked: Sex question: When I'm "struggling" with my stamina, what, do you think, is the best to do: Start and stop every 20 seconds (which is what I normally do, and which I KNOW can be frustrating for the girl) OR not stop, come (even if it's embarrassingly fast) and then hopefully be able to get hard and try again in a bit? Have always wondered this. Thanks!
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January 2012
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The Future of Fellatio
Masque is the first product specially formulated to mask the taste of semen! These flavored gel strips (think Listerine strips) will take the taste of your/your partners’ spunk from displeasing to delicious! A new craving anyone? It comes in packs of 3 for $12 in Strawberry, Mango, Watermelon, and Chocolate. 12/1-12/10: Contest! Tell us your best oral sex tip and the winner will win a gift bag...
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Blog: Best Oral Sex Tips (Click here) →
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5 Bizarre Science Experiments That Revolutionized... →
“The First G-Spot was Found on a Corpse?!”…
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Safe-Sex PSAs made by city kids and funded by taxes try to connect with youth by using slang like “raw-dogging”
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People always ask me what my favorite sex...
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New Blog! Sex positions for your (funny) bone.
Right Here!
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Giving "panty raid" a whole new meaning: DNA...
Panty Raid!!
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New Blog! In case you missed yesterdays show: From...
Check it out
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17 Famous Man Buldges. Ain't no other way to start...
Uncover them here…
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High School Sex Still Happens
Have you had those experiences—in your adulthood—when you’ve felt like you were having high school sex all over again?
Guy gropes breasts for two minutes, sticks his hand down pants for three-and-a-half, and next thing you know, you’re doing it (clothes on floor, panties at your ankles, etc.) Seems we all get stuck in these sex ruts—like we studied what to do with the breasts, penis,...
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Carnal Confessions
In Catholicism, the Sacrament of Penance is a practice of the Church in which people confess their sins and have them absolved by the priest. For the Catholic Church, the intent of this sacrament is to provide healing for the soul as well as to regain the grace of God, lost by sin.
We did something a little bit different in our confessional at Treasure Island Music Festival… Although...
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Confessions of a Sex With Emily Intern
How I Got Over My Fear of Balls
Balls can actually be cute and cuddly if you give them a chance. That is if they are on the right guy of course. The fact is they are simply too big, strange and dangling to ignore. At least this is what I have come to believe after years of trying to pretend balls don’t exist. My fear started when I kneed my 16-year-old crush in the balls while trying to do some...
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Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Really Know
“I feel kind of guilty,” Serena told me. “He didn’t ask if I had a boyfriend, but I also don’t want to lead him on. I’m only in it for the sex, but does he really need to know that after our first night together?”
“Well, it was your first date,” I sympathized. “Who says you have to lay out all your cards right away?”
Serena, who’s 39, lives in San Francisco while her boyfriend lives in...
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Confessions of a Sex With Emily Intern
I never thought I’d be so excited about getting a toy after the age of 11. I knew that changed when the butterflies in my stomach caused me to jump from my seat to greet the postman as he walked into the Sex With Emily office. We knew what was inside that delightful package (mind outta the gutter people). The interns and I had been agonizingly waiting for this delivery since we got the call...
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Date Idea: Dark Dining
Ever heard of this idea out of Europe called dark dining? These restaurants have been created where the food is served in complete darkness and by blind waiters! Sounds crazy doesn’t it? Well, it has become quite the sensation and has made its way to the US. The point is to remove the customers sense of sight which allows other senses like taste and smell heighten. This allows them to...
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A New Generation of Dorm Room
Miami U is down with the five finger shuffle…. as long as it’s not in the showers.
“Oh, you think you have semen related costs?” -Pregnant women everywhere
Exactly how much masturbation is going on in this school to where the faculty feels like this is necessary? It makes me very happy that my dorm room experience only lasted a month before I found a more suitable living...
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Sexual Resolutions
Get organized. Start exercising. Stop drunk texting your ex. It’s a new year, which means it’s time to make some changes in your life… especially your love life. So let the sexual resolutions begin.
For better sex in 2012:
1. Ease into the new year with some serious foreplay. Kiss more, touch more and make it all last longer. Remember most women not only love foreplay but...
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